Ok  lets try the creative talents of anybody
that wishes to throw something in.

Gonna start with a story of such epic proportions
that it will eventually become unprintable and
so unintelligable that I dont know why we bother
in the first place.......
But then..thats what makes a classic...

Also I suggest we resist any offers for film
rights unless its Warner Bros,or Fox(or maybe the
local school)


         THE UNWRITTEN STORY

A long time ago, in a land far away
There lived a princes,with buns in her ears.

And Corns on her toes!

With each new day she would awaken to the same
questions,why have i got earmuffs in summer,and
why do my feet allways hurt.

The poor soul tried everything.Finally at wits end...

she called the seven dwarf to see if the could help her. and sleepy said.......

naff off Im pooped! but ..."hey! what you got in your ears and whats them things on your toes?? Am I dreaming??"

'Doc'..shouted Princes Perfect....
Better warn your little friend here,hes gonna
get stomped on,
Not in good mood today...got Prince Schitt on
way to see me............

OMG!I remember Prince Schitt-Prince Brad Schitt,a little smelly guy, that sticks to you like gum on a shoe.

Brad was indeed a little Schitt,being just under
5ft 2in.(150.75cm) in high heels,but has vied for
the affections of the Princess for as long as she
dosnt want to remember.

He has showered the Princess and her father the
King with many gifts to engratiate himself,he
even gave the King a town crier so that he could
hear the news of his realm at first hand.

But the King was a shrewd old man and knew that
Prince Brad Schitt was not the one for his
daughter,and she knew it too.
Unknown to all the Princess had fell in love with a handsome young man,a commoner that lived in
the nearby Forest of Dreams................ 

Hummm I want to hear more about him showering with the princess?

A commoner with  twinkly blue eyes, broad shoulders and strong arms.  Just one flaw marred his beauty ..........

(PS .... Just what were they up to in that shower???????)

a wart, right on the end of his....

on the end of his big chin

But the princess saw past this flaw and loved him dearly.  She decided the time had come to introduce her beloved commoner to the kingdom and ...........

..was figuring best way to do it ,and tell father
when there came a sound of voices in the courtyard
....it was Prince Schitt and his brothers...Beeg
and Bool,
She stood fanning herself as the Prince approached
but could take his intrusion no more.
In desperation she ran to the door,as he followed
she pulled the door open as hard as she could...
unfortunately her fan hit Schitt and layed him
flat.
She ran in desperation to the stable,and mounting
her faithful pony Speedball raced to the Forest
of Dreams.......................

into the strong arms of her true love.  'Darling' she said 'I can stand this no longer'  you must go to my father and ..........

....explain to him that I cannot marry the Prince,
for I love another...you Alwin.
But princess Alwin replied,you know its forbidden
for you to marry a common woodsman like myself.
And look at me I am sorely marked with this wart
I bear.

Tell me my dear,came a quiet voice from nearby.
Does your father know you have trouble with the Schitts.
Gandigolf! cried Perfect,in both shock and joy,
A wizzened old man approached them ,this was
the wizard Gandigolf,whom many years ago had
cared for a then very young Princess.

You seem to be troubled my dear,spoke the old man
I am replied Perfect,a tear now on her cheek,
very shortly on my 18th birthday I must marry,
but the one I love is here with me now.
Ah ,now that be a problem replied Gandigolf,but
stay awhile here,for I am off to the White Castle
to seek your father King Conglious,and I will
return soon.
Meanwhile my princess,take heart,for after all is
this not the Forrest of Dreams.

If this be the Forrest of Dreams then why do I
suffer my disfigurement,asked Alwin.
The Forrest of Dreams cares not for vanity my
young friend ,but the heart.
With that Gandigolf departed for the White Castle
on his rickety old cart.....................

White Castle was soooo small, that everthing that lived there was minature,...Minature King, minature people, and itty bitty hamburgers to feed the people.

There motto was 'Small is beautiful' ... Gandigolf found it difficult to negotiate the drawbridge in his rickety old cart, in the end he had to abandon it and hope that on his return it would still be there, rumour was that there was some unsavoury charactors living in the kingdom - he ventured in and requested to see the king .....

There was nothing small about this King.Shiny black hair, white suit, and cape,and blue swede shoes, on feet the size of Michael Jordans.