Hi one and all ..Happy saturday.....

Theres one thing Angie..its a good job we dont
all shrink when wet...wed look like Hobbits by
now..

I heard you wrinkle when wet lol, just the men Angie,ladies are perfection...

Posted: Sep/07/2008 05:45 AM

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glad to see some people in here again

Welcome here anytime dewmamma.


Take no notice of K...shes really a sweet old
lady...she just hates men,,,ME!...


And as for gettin wet....after an hour in the tub
I resemble a giant white raisin...

Tip for you ,you elderly gentleman(and I use the term loosely)...Put a sheet in your bath water, it makes you all fluffy and wrinkle free.

Well I have to admit I am a wee bit loose,

A sheet in the bath....I want to wash,not sleep,
and whats point of washing if you come out all
fluffy...Il resemble a wrinkly easter bunny,

hump, who wants a wrinkled raisin, to love, when they can have a fluffy soft bunny to play with??

Have you ever heard of the title of a song and tought I could think of a better second second liner.here's a few to start you off.....

Abba "Does your mother know"
Well Im not going to tell her!

Abba - "Head over heels"
Bloody Cat!

Abba "Take a chance on me"
Odds on you wont get anywhere"

Abba " The day before you came"
I wasn't pregnant then!

Abba "Waterloo"
Flushed with success

Aha "Come on eileen"
I'm to young to be a dad

Alison Klauss " Let me touch you"
My mum warned me about people like you!

There are millions more possible links lol
Allan

Hee hee the images I have in my mind now ....... wrinkly raisins and fluffy bunnies - must say Dave I am not sure what I pictured you as but neither of these images for sure LOL! 

Power to us woman Kaye ...... say no to stud muffins give us a wrinkled raisin or fluffy bunny any day LOL!

PS ..... Dave I hope you are staying safe and dry indoors with all this rain there's a lot of wrinkly hobbits out there

Heres a classic .......

Singin' in the rain
I'm getting wet again

Lol, wouldn't know what to do with a stud muffin.Do you serve them with marmalade.?I know wrinkled raisin are soaked in milk over here, and eaten with cereal.
Here's a classic for here.
    In the cool, cool of the evening(was 48 here this early am)Coupl of months Dave, and I can swat you in the butt with a snow ball...

I know what I would like to do with a stud muffin ..... and it doesn't include marmalade   LOL 

Hi K...lovable as allways...
Hi Angie....welcome back...
Hi Alan....welcome sight...

Sheesh!!..tormentin me with snow allready
And what you do with a stud muffin il never know.


      Doo Wa Diddy,Diddy,Dum.Diddy,Doo
        Aaaawh..coochy coochy coo.

           Comeon Everybody
      Must be free beer somewhere.

        I Cant Stop Loving You
Ok,Ok,I know theres a difference between Viagra
and Jelly Babys,but it was dark when I grabbed
the jar.

         Tomorrow Never Comes
Thats because every time you wake up its today.


Talkin about snow...if we dont get a white xmas
this year...I gettin the biggest spray can of
white paint you ever did see...

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas .......
by the time I wake up it will have turned to slush!

mmm  White Christmas...im deffinitely havin
one of those,after this year thats the colour of
my hair and beard,(thats facial hair,or hursuit)

Yes I now have a beautiful white beard,thanks to
my daughters request,the grandkids call me Gandalf
and im a stand in for father Xmas should he be
unnavailable(subject to contract of course,and
that old British tradition...Greasing of the Palms
Do I hear a higher offer.....


Pretty woman walking down the street....
Err officer,honestly was only looking...

  DANG!! I had my cap all set for Old Duke here,till you described your new adornment.You Know what they say about women and beards??

Reminds me of a song I used to sing with the children at pre-school ......

When Santa got stuck up the chimney


Make sure you are on at least minimum wage Dave with double time for unsociable hours

You must have a strange collection of friends K.
Dont think id trust that guy in the daylight,
never mind the dark....
As for women and beards...not sure..but know one
thng...aint gonna ask...


Paid Angie!! paid!!if I ever get paid it will be
a white Xmas.
No seriously I just do it out of goodness of my
heart....(I keep sending out the invoices,but
nothing ever seems to happen)..

I would really like to be Santa,I would like to
be Santa Claus to any soul that needed him.

Dave you are one of the good'ens

I played Santa one year at our pre-school christmas party.  The guy who was meant to do it did not turn up (down the pub apparently!) so I stepped in at the last moment -  I just hope I didnt ruin the magic for any children