And don't be afraid of the race,
At the end of the spoon there's a golden yolk,
And the sweet silver white of the egg.

Ho-old on..Ho-old o-o-o-on
To the end of your spoon
And youl never lose your Egg
Youl ne-e-e-ever lose ...your Egg.

Are we mad or aint we.

Man I bet a night out with you would be exciting.A dollar box of eggs would be entertainment and supper..Not only that but a raw egg in your drink is second to viagra..Or so I have been told.Lol

                             

Hi there K and welcome ,that name up there sure is a nice sight to see.

    BRB....just going for a dozen eggs..

I told

you not to eat beans and take a bath,lol



Hey feel like goin out honkey tonkin ??

mmmm... Hank Williams....

Showing your age there fuzzy...

If I knew what Honky Tonkin was I might have
a go,but being a quiet shy guy,dont think il
ask..

And if someones refering to me in that bath.....
You left out my rubber duck...

Thats Hank Senior too...Come on you old fart, you've honky tonked in your life.Just don't know what they would call it over there.Oh by the way , I threw your rubber ducky out, with the bath water...lol

Well that does it...that really does it..

Nobody messes with my little duck...


As for Honky Tonkin....we do it in a civilised
way....we just get drunk and fall over.

You can't honky tonk with out the music...thats what makes it tonk...You bar hop, sing, dance, drink eat, flirt,a lot and finally  barf.All that makes a perfect night out Honkey tonkin.
  You never missed your plucky ducky, tell I told you it was gone.You where to busy, playing in the tub...

      'Im forever blowing bubbles'

So if I read this right
Tonk is the music bit
And Honky is the eating, dancin,singin
drinkin and flirting bit.:rolleyes

Right I say we leave out the Tonk and go
straight to the Honky,especially .....
the drinkin and flirting part.

I honkeyed once, then I tonked a couple of times.Best to just do it together...lol

Hi there momma,and welcome

If I tried them both together id probably
put something out.
Me im basically energyless (is that a word)
I prefer just to sit and drink and lazy flirt.

Judging by yourself and Kagen..there must be
some wild,wild,womenfolk over there...

And by the way K..my little duckys back in the
bath.....so there .
My hands need something to sqeeze....I love the
little underwater quacking noises it makes.....
or could that be the beans....

I told you to stop squeezing him, or you would go blind...Now tell me do you have to stand at attention or salute, when he goes swimming by..?

Suppose I should you know.
After all they all salute the other one...

Prince Philip
The Duck of Edinburgh.

No my little ducky is quite happy just bobbin
around in the suds.

This ducky matches your long johns...lol or so I have been told.

         

Allright..Allright ..whos bin talkin.

Lets keep my patriotic underwear out of it.

Rule Britania
Ducktania rules the bath 

Awright..Awright..
Enough of the jokes...

Me and my little Duckie Wucky are feelin quite
intimidated.

Gonna discus a more serious subject..the weather,
or should I say the summer we just had,...all that
rain weve had,and even today.....
Its rained Cats and Ducks!!!!

yes it's certainly been a bit of a wet summer .... and raining out there again now - just let the dogs out in the garden and now I have a soppy wet mop around my ankles AKA my little Westie. Oh the joys of dog ownership!