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kagen
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You guys are such hams,lol

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Sweet Mary Lou
I'm so in love with you
Yumm, I'll take a ham sandwich,and potato salad..
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kagen
Joined: Jan 23 2005
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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......
'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet.'
'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee.'
So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
'Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. 'Eees a bacon tree.'
' Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget.'
'Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree'.
And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
'Pepe... go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree.'
'Luis Luis mi amigo... what ees it?
'Pepe... ees not a bacon tree...
Ees...
Ees...
Eees a Ham Bush.
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AngieM
Joined: Dec 28 2004
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LMAO! ........ good one 
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AngieM
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I knew Mary Lou, We'd never part .......
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bond008
Joined: Jul 19 2005
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Hey Greengos.were overun with crazy Peegys,
So hello Mary Lou,
Goodbye heart.......
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kagen
Joined: Jan 23 2005
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Me and my piggies where alone till Angie came back...Thank you Kaye,Thank you piggies.Thank you Angie.. a boil on your tush el gringo.Meet you down at the Alamo
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bond008
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kagen
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Okay so you want me to sing...Stand backk
believe me I just had no choice
Wild horses couldn't make me stay away
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bond008
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Hang on ..just take the earmuffs off,
I thought about a moonlit night......
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kagen
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My arms about you, good an' tight

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AngieM
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Love the pic Kaye
That's all I had to see for me to say ......
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kagen
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Hey hey hello Mary Lou goodbye heart
Sweet Mary Lou I'm so in love with you
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AngieM
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I knew Mary Lou, We'd never part
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AngieM
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bond008
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Well you seemed to have done that one Angie,
And I see the Kagen household is normal.
Next up is Danny Boy....Elvis version
The next to get you practice for are.....
SUMMER HOLIDAY.....CLIFF RICHARD
JUST CANT HELP BELIEVING.....ELVIS
I GOT YOU BABE.....SONNY & CHER
DANNY BOY
Oh danny boy,the pipes,the pipes are calling.....
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kagen
Joined: Jan 23 2005
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From glen to glen and down the mountain side
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AngieM
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The summer's gone and all the roses dying
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tis you tis you must go and i must bide
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But come ye back when summer's in the meadow
Hi Dad! Hi all! 
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